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Series II o porqué Ricky Gervais es considerado un Genio!

Posted in Humor with tags , on 23 marzo 2011 by alejelhurtats

Acabo de leer en El País que Ricky Gervais vuelve a las andadas con una serie sobre enanos (protagonizada por su gran amigo Warwick Davis, el enano de Willow). Después de la liada y bofetada dada al mundo de Hollywood y haber sido vetado, este hombre es incombustible.

Empezó con una serie de culto británica llamada The Office, de la que sólo hay dos temporadas, pero que su versión americana (donde también Gervais se involucró con el guión) ha alcanzado las 6 temporadas. Reconozco que la americana no la he visto pero la británica demostró un nuevo tipo de humor donde lo patético se convierte en motivo de risa y la autocrítica en reveladora.

Como se cansó de ridiculizar al hombre medio, decidió hacerlo con las personalidades y de ahí salió Extras. Una serie, también de dos temporadas donde en cada capítulo sale alguien famoso que se presta a autoridiculizarse: donde Orlando Bloom es un pervertido, Robert de Niro idiota y Ben Stiller un egocéntrico:

en la serie interpreta a un extra de películas que quiere ser protagonista, y cuando lo consigue, entrando en una especie de Gran Hermano esto es lo que dice:

Zas en toda la cara.

Pero si algo os recomiendo son sus monologos. Donde Politics cobra una fuerza extraordinaria, o donde se puede meter con la biblia, los retrasados, los gays y hasta los animales.

Inicio de Politics:

Contra los gayers

Contra Hitler y el Holocausto

Podria pasarme el dia poniendoos links, pero buscadlo! La pena es que hay pocos con subtitulos. Pero son todos  geniales.

Un abrazo (aqui teneis mi post de la semana)


Manifiesto de un grupo de jóvenes gazatíes

Posted in Política, Protesta with tags on 29 diciembre 2010 by alejelhurtats


Fuck Hamas. Fuck Israel. Fuck Fatah. Fuck UN. Fuck UNWRA. Fuck USA!

“We are really living a nightmare inside a nightmare”

We, the youth in Gaza, are so fed up with Israel, Hamas, the occupation, the violations of human rights and the indifference of the international community! We want to scream and break this wall of silence, injustice and indifference like the Israeli F16’s breaking the wall of sound; scream with all the power in our souls in order to release this immense frustration that consumes us because of this fucking situation we live in; we are like lice between two nails living a nightmare inside a nightmare, no room for hope, no space for freedom.

We are sick of being caught in this political struggle; sick of coal dark nights with airplanes circling above our homes; sick of innocent farmers getting shot in the buffer zone because they are taking care of their lands; sick of bearded guys walking around with their guns abusing their power, beating up or incarcerating young people demonstrating for what they believe in; sick of the wall of shame that separates us from the rest of our country and keeps us imprisoned in a stamp-sized piece of land; sick of being portrayed as terrorists, homemade fanatics with explosives in our pockets and evil in our eyes; sick of the indifference we meet from the international community, the so-called experts in expressing concerns and drafting resolutions but cowards in enforcing anything they agree on; we are sick and tired of living a shitty life, being kept in jail by Israel, beaten up by Hamas and completely ignored by the rest of the world.

There is a revolution growing inside of us, an immense dissatisfaction and frustration that will destroy us unless we find a way of canalizing this energy into something that can challenge the status quo and give us some kind of hope. The final drop that made our hearts tremble with frustration and hopelessness happened 30rd November, when Hamas’ officers came to Sharek Youth Forum, a leading youth organization ( with their guns, lies and aggressiveness, throwing everybody outside, incarcerating some and prohibiting Sharek from working.

A few days later, demonstrators in front of Sharek were beaten and some incarcerated. We are really living a nightmare inside a nightmare. It is difficult to find words for the pressure we are under. We barely survived the Operation Cast Lead, where Israel very effectively bombed the shit out of us, destroying thousands of homes and even more lives and dreams. They did not get rid of Hamas, as they intended, but they sure scared us forever and distributed post traumatic stress syndrome to everybody, as there was nowhere to run.

We are youth with heavy hearts. We carry in ourselves a heaviness so immense that it makes it difficult to us to enjoy the sunset. How to enjoy it when dark clouds paint the horizon and bleak memories run past our eyes every time we close them? We smile in order to hide the pain. We laugh in order to forget the war. We hope in order not to commit suicide here and now. During the war we got the unmistakable feeling that Israel wanted to erase us from the face of the earth. During the last years Hamas has been doing all they can to control our thoughts, behaviour and aspirations. We are a generation of young people used to face missiles, carrying what seems to be a impossible mission of living a normal and healthy life, and only barely tolerated by a massive organization that has spread in our society as a malicious cancer disease, causing mayhem and effectively killing all living cells, thoughts and dreams on its way as well as paralyzing people with its terror regime. Not to mention the prison we live in, a prison sustained by a so-called democratic country.

History is repeating itself in its most cruel way and nobody seems to care. We are scared. Here in Gaza we are scared of being incarcerated, interrogated, hit, tortured, bombed, killed. We are afraid of living, because every single step we take has to be considered and well-thought, there are limitations everywhere, we cannot move as we want, say what we want, do what we want, sometimes we even cant think what we want because the occupation has occupied our brains and hearts so terrible that it hurts and it makes us want to shed endless tears of frustration and rage!

We do not want to hate, we do not want to feel all of this feelings, we do not want to be victims anymore. ENOUGH! Enough pain, enough tears, enough suffering, enough control, limitations, unjust justifications, terror, torture, excuses, bombings, sleepless nights, dead civilians, black memories, bleak future, heart aching present, disturbed politics, fanatic politicians, religious bullshit, enough incarceration! WE SAY STOP! This is not the future we want!

We want three things. We want to be free. We want to be able to live a normal life. We want peace. Is that too much to ask? We are a peace movement consistent of young people in Gaza and supporters elsewhere that will not rest until the truth about Gaza is known by everybody in this whole world and in such a degree that no more silent consent or loud indifference will be accepted.

This is the Gazan youth’s manifesto for change!

We will start by destroying the occupation that surrounds ourselves, we will break free from this mental incarceration and regain our dignity and self respect. We will carry our heads high even though we will face resistance. We will work day and night in order to change these miserable conditions we are living under. We will build dreams where we meet walls.

We only hope that you – yes, you reading this statement right now! – can support us. In order to find out how, please write on our wall or contact us directly:

We want to be free, we want to live, we want peace.


— Ayman Jamal Mghamis Project Coordinator Social Arts Centre (SAC) PALESTINIAN UNIT PR. The Palestinian Rapperz Gaza


Posted in No se categorizar, ayúdenme a no ser un inútil with tags , on 25 diciembre 2010 by alejelhurtats

Este año no puedo veros a ninguno pero os quiero mandaros muchos besos desde el verdadero Portal de Belén (y no esa foto que corre de la Esteban)

Volver a ser heavy

Posted in No se categorizar, ayúdenme a no ser un inútil with tags , on 20 septiembre 2010 by alejelhurtats

Nuevo Post en THC: Gaza “I have a Black Future”

Posted in No se categorizar, ayúdenme a no ser un inútil, Política with tags , , on 11 julio 2010 by alejelhurtats

Gaza se ha convertido en una cárcel de 151 kilómetros cuadrados.

Pero eso ya lo suponen todos, lo que no podemos llegar ni a imaginar es lo que significa, lo que representa, aquellos que podemos hacer planes, pensar en el tiempo.

Para seguir leyendo ir a THC

THC vuelve

Posted in Historia, México, Opinión, Política, Protesta on 21 junio 2010 by alejelhurtats

Transmision Horizontal del Conocimiento, vuelve tras vario anios en suspension. Intentaremos publicar periodicamente post sobre temas politicos, relaciones internacionales, procesos de paz… Imanol escribira sobre sus temas y sobre Mexico. De todas maneras hay links de todo tipo para que os informeis de que esta pasando en esta pequeniiisima porcion del planeta. Un abrazo a todos

Eating tha poo-poo.

Posted in Humor, Política on 21 junio 2010 by alejelhurtats

Lo siento tenia que ponerlo, no tiene desperdicio, un resumen de lapolitica de Obama de derechos humanos.